Football season is back. Which means all the jabronis in jerseys are also back. I'm not a big jersey guy, but I do respect that game. However there are rules (Smokey, this isn't 'Nam) that one should abide by when donning the uniform of another human being to show your fandom. We run through those rules today and emphasize why they are important.
The 5 Rules For Wearing Football Jerseys Are:
1. As a Grown Man, You Cannot Wear the Jersey of Player That is Younger Than You
2. Go High-End
3. Do Not Wear the Jerseys on a Daily Basis or to Formal Events
4. Women and Children Have Different Rules
5. Go Random
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The Andy Carlson Show is a 5-day a week podcast that talks Sport.... And Other Stuff. The brainchild of the loser behind the Purple FTW! Podcast (dedicated to the pain AND pleasure that is the Minnesota Vikings), the Dad Mode Podcast (common sense parenting in a politically correct world), as well as fondly remembered shows like Andy Must Di, Football Convos with Andy Carlson and the Claire vs Carlson Show. Andy's an avid fan of TV, movies, pop culture and just laughing and making fun of things in general. He unfortunately supports the Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves, Gophers and is slowly starting to get into hockey and the Wild. Andy's also a clean foods advocate and flirting with the idea of veganism. Which makes him.... UNBEARABLE to be around in social settings. Whatever happens in the future, know that he'll probably be behind a microphone and being a jackass about it. Thanks for stopping in and giving the show a listen.
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